My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
where are you?
Hypothermia
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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