Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sext me about skeletons
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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