READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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