Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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