she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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