Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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