Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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