Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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