we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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