I seem to have left my pride at pride
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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