who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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