she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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