Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i dont even know how to be here
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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