About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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