her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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