just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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