there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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