Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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