what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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