how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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