We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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