Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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