she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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