I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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