You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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