Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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