at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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