haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
