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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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