had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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