I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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