If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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