I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
