In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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