yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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