Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize