ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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