we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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