I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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