You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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