love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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