k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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