Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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