It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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