I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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