that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Drunk is a universal language darling
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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