i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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