it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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