You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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