i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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