dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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