erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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