I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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