i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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